HOW MANY TOOLS DOES IT TAKE TO BUILD
KITCHEN CABINETS?
I love doing home improvement projects.
Shortly after Penny and I were married in 1990, we
bought a 100-year-old house in the Downtown Ocala
Historic District and together we did a complete
renovation.
But my favorite thing in the whole wide world is wood
working. Especially furniture making.
Over the years, I have made a few nice
things.
My favorite project was the kitchen cabinets I made some twenty years ago. At the time
we couldn't afford fancy wood, so I used 2 x4's that I cut to size. They looked great and aged beautifully. The only problem was they were a 'pain in the butt' for Penny to keep clean. So, she wanted me to 're-face' the cabinets
Penny has always wanted something plainer and
simpler. Since she has been playing around with
some painted furniture projects, we (IE: Penny)
decided the time was right for a re-design of the
kitchen cabinets. Twenty years of Penny's great
cooking had taken its toll.
We had just
finished a large
bookcase in the
dining room and
Penny painted the
shelves and they
turned out great.
She also repainted an old Amour that she found at
Goodwill, and once I added some drawers and a
new back, it was 'beautiful'. (Her words, not mine).
So, I put aside my dislike for anything painted (and my pride) and told her to 'knock herself out' with the painting.
As I started to gather my
tools, I got to thinking,
How many tools does it
take to build kitchen
cabinets?"
So, I made a list. (Not necessarily in order of
appearance)
THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
COFFEE (I'm an early riser – I am usually up and 'at
em' by 4 AM)
Rock & Roll from my home recording studio. (50's
and 60's only, please) OK, maybe some 70's too)
Cold beer (for later)
Band Aids (I am a Klutz- I tend to 'sand' my hands
as well as the wood, not to mention 'nailing' a finger or two.
'Tim the Tool Man' has
nothing on me!!
Patience (If you know
where I can get some,
please let me know)
Framed picture of Norm Abram
on the workshop wall (just
kidding)
TV in the Workshop, so we can
continue to watch the Gator football season self-
destruct. Again.
Now for the TOOLS
Safety glasses (remember what Norm always says)
'Be sure to read, understand and follow all of the
safety rules that come with your power tools.
Knowing how to use your power tools properly will
greatly reduce the risk of personal injury. And
remember this. There is no more important safety
rule than to wear these. (This is where I point to my
face) Safety glasses. Now here's how I built today’s
project.'
Today’s project? Seriously?? Damn it Norm, this
'project' took me two months to complete!!
I've made many of Norm's projects over the years.
How in the hell does he do it in thirty minutes? I
guess that's a subject for a later date.
Now for the tools!!
Table saw
Jointer
Band Saw
12-inch surface planer
Jig Saw
Drill Press
Dremel Tool
Two Routers (saves on set up time)
Shaper, (Like a router, but on steroids)
Air Compressor and accessories.
Enough air hose to
reach from the
shop to the Kitchen
(My compressor is
bolted to the floor
and looks like it
came out of the
local gas station. (I
think I just 'dated'
myself) Penny says
I have enough air
hose to reach
Toledo. But I don't
know anyone in
Toledo.
Three different nail guns (you can never have too
many 'pee numatic' tools but watch those fingers!!!
Bench top sander
Two Random Orbital Sanders
Belt sander and lots of sandpaper
Shop vac
Reading glasses for close up inspections
Cordless screwdriver
Jack Hammer (Just seeing if you were paying
attention)
Cordless drill
Powered drill
Bench top grinder
Bench top buffer/wire wheel (to clean and polish
hinges)
Biscuit joiner
14 bar clamps
KRAIG Pocket Hole Gig and special screws (man's
greatest invention)
Assorted Hand Tools
Spring clamps
Putty Knife
Box knife
screwdrivers
chisels
crowbar
crescent wrenches
hammers
Level
Square
12-foot steel rule
6-foot steel rule
and finally
25 Sharpened Pencils (I keep losing the damn
things).
So, I set about to make new fronts for Penny's
kitchen cabinets. I won't go into detail about the
actual construction but I did take a few pictures
along the way
I also learned it was also an exercise to see how
DIRTY you can make the shop.
The project was ton of work, but Penny is happy
with the final results and that is good enough for me.
So, your assignment this week is to go build
something. Even if you go buy a bird house kit. Do
something creative with your hands.
Oh, I almost forgot the most important tool of all. It's
nice to have an air-conditioned workshop. After all
this is Florida!!
Have a great week